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TOP TEN SANTA PICK-UP LINES
10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
9. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
7. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
6. "Buy you a Zima?"
5. "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
4. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Sirley!"
2. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of
love!"
1. "I've got an elf in my pants!"
Letterman, Tuesday, November 29, 1994.
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994